Sometimes some of the best conversations happen in the car. Sometimes the silliest conversations happen in the car. Especially when said car is full of little ladies learning and experiencing life. These conversations are real– enjoy!
Setting: Just picked up 4YO from preschool and on the way to pick up the other 3. (My funniest conversations are with my 4YO…)
Me: So your teacher told me you were pretty popular today
4YO: Yea, I am
Me: So you have lots of friends huh?
4YO: Yea I have like 6 boyfriends
Me: What’s a boyfriend? Like a friend that’s a boy?
4YO: No, my boyfriend
Me: What does that mean?
4YO: It means I’m the boss of them
Me: (busting out laughing while sighing with relief) Ohhhhh okay
4YO: Yea it’s good to have boyfriends
A little later after we pick up the other 3 girls…
4YO: 7YO I have 6 boyfriends
7YO: No you don’t you can’t have 6 boyfriends you can only have 1
Me: What do you mean 7YO? You have a boyfriend?
4YO: 7YO likes so-and-so
Me: Whhhaaaaaaat? What do you mean like?
4YO: She wants to kiss him on the lips
7YO: Un Unnnnnn stop lying 4YO.
Me: 7YO you better not be kissing anyone anywhere
7YO: She’s lying mom. I don’t like so-and-so
4YO begins singing 7YO and so-and-so sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Me: Okay that’s enough, no one has any boyfriends. No one is kissing anyone. No one likes anyone.
7YO: Well 10YO likes so-and-so.
10YO screams at the top of her lungs in my tiny car: I DO NOT STOP LYING, MOM SHE’S LYING
Me: Okay everyone just be quiet. No more boyfriends until your 16.
4YO: I’m having boyfriends, who else will tell them what to do.